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07/28/2015

12JPSCHUMER2-articleLarge-v3Have you ever went way back in your brain and thought, “Ew I can’t believe I dated that!” Well darling join the club because we all have been there. Whether it was that nerdy kid in high school (who is now doing great for himself and is HOT!) or the homecoming queen from your senior year of college (who probably has six kids now) we all have had them. But rejoice! They are no longer in your life and you’re free.

HOT NERDS! Well they're hot at least... HOT NERDS! Well they're hot at least...

Free from the memories, from the choke hold around your neck (figuratively I hope), and free from them. All of those things are long gone now. You’ve put all those memories in a box to the left, and the constant Instagram stalking is long over, because let's be real you stalked them hard! You’re free so let all that go!

Well I lied, sorry? You’re not entirely free. That person helped shaped you into who you are now. They helped you realize what you don’t want in someone, and how you want to be treated by someone. Really we should thank these awful people for helping us grow, but let’s not give them that satisfaction.thank-you-so-much

It’s funny how these people help shape us. I was told the other day BY VASHA DAVIS AKA MR. CAMPUS LIFE that I have became a much feistier because of this person. Sometimes this is bad, like when I get mad, but other times I try to channel it into something good. I’ve realized I started to care much more about people and things, and I also cherish my cat a lot more than I did; she got me through a lot! However my favorite thing is the fact I know all the words to Baby Got Back! Maybe I learned all the words thinking it would take me back to the car rides I listened to it with this person, but really it has become a ritual every time my sister gets in the car with me that we sing it. At least twice…

hqdefaultAlthough I would never wish this person upon my worst enemy (maybe…) they’ve helped me mold into the person I am today. I am enjoying the many memories I’ve made with my sister and all the feistiness I’ve been bringing to the table. Looking back I hope your person isn’t the weird guy I just saw on Cops, or was Mark Zuckerberg cause dude you lucked out there! Being with the wrong person is a wild ride, but sometimes you need that to find the right one.

NO I HAVE NOT FOUND THE RIGHT ONE, EW DON’T EVEN THINK THAT! Seriously living with my parents and cat forever...meow