Yes, I am Weird
06/24/2015
Sometimes as a blogger you find yourself in a hole as to what blog you make next. I could write about my cat, my boring love life, or how to survive college like the rest of my blogs, or I can write about something completely different. Since I’ve done all of my ideas for the moment (plus its summer and my brain is fried!) I had to look to Google to find a new creative idea! As lame as that sounds, it gave me an idea that seems to fit me to a T, and that is ten weird facts about me. Like I’m not weird enough, trying to narrow down my top ten weird facts is going to be a challenge, however you wouldn’t be reading this if I didn’t put ten together! So without further ado, here are my Top Ten Weird Facts about Morgan.Number Ten: I am terrified of birds, like I cry when they get near me. Chickens are the worst though, they just cluck around in weird manners and I swear they are planning to chase me!
My neighbors have chickens and I always tell my mom if they get in the road I will hit them, that’s why the chicken didn’t cross the road. Geese are also scary, I’m pretty sure they bite and that scares me too. I had a bird in my room once, I didn’t sleep in there for two days, and it was only in my room for five minutes! You get the idea, I am afraid of birds.
Number Nine: I do the same routine every morning, even on the weekends. I get up brush my teeth, shower, do my hair, put clothes on, and go on with my day. That isn’t my exact morning routine, however it hasn’t changed for the past like six years or something long like that.
Numbero Eighto: I have a tattoo! I don’t necessarily think that’s weird, but not many people know about it. It’s a quote from a song, which I wrote on my mirror so I wouldn’t forget what it was. I actually had it on my mirror for like six months before I actually took the plunge and got it on me. I sometimes regret it, because it’s kind of big, but I put it in a spot I didn’t think would be seen often. I really got it as a reminder to myself, because writing on your hand is weird if it’s the same thing every day. It says,” Success is nothing if you have no one there left to share it with.” It’s my reminder to not push people out of my life, you’re truly not successful if you’re alone, and many other things!
Number Seven (Heaven!): I have a weird obsession with whitening my teeth and brushing my teeth. I get a new toothbrush way too often, and buy whitening stripes like it’s my job. They pretty much hurt my teeth now, so I don’t whiten them as often, but I seriously love them! And I got the coolest toothbrush ever which I’m in love with now, even though it’s kind of tough on my gums.
Number Six: When people ask me the same question many times I change my answer. Why? Because I find it funny, and it confuses people. Someone told me that it’s mean to do that, however I think it’s really funny and I get a good kick out of it. Also when people ask me questions about the easiest stuff, I like to give them the most complicated answer because it frustrates them. Like some kid asked me how to cut papers a certain way, so I gave them the most complicated instructions, then pretended to get mad because they weren’t right, all for my own joy. So maybe I enjoy testing people too.
Mambo Number Five: I hate lettuce, it freaks me out. Its texture is weird and it’s mostly made of water, which is also weird.
Sometimes the site of lettuce even freaks me out, iceberg lettuce is the worst! I will eat spinach salad over nasty iceberg any day. Just ew.
Number Four: I talk to my cat, a lot. She’s literally my fur baby, my best friend, and the meanest little living being in the world. She hates boys, probably because she’s fixed, and she is really picky about her food and water. My cat really is my favorite little furry creature! We talk about the weather, what my cat is doing (which normally is laying in the sun), and why she won’t cuddle with me. I love her a lot.
Number Three: I have a weird thing about eating at certain times of the day. I refuse to eat food between 11 and 12 because I don’t know if that’s lunch or breakfast, and that freaks me out. I don’t eat lunch past three, and I don’t like to eat later than eight because I hate going to sleep after eating food. I also only eat certain foods at certain times. Like breakfast for dinner is just weird, it freaks me out to think about eating breakfast foods for dinner. I also don’t eat cereal all day like some people can, or pizza for breakfast that’s nasty.
Numero Dos: I am in love with the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit movies. I will spend all day watching them! I just grab my fuzzy socks and put them on, a bag of goldfish, and some chocolate milk and I’m set! I will not leave the couch, except to use the bathroom and eat of course. If I’m with someone and they ask what movie I want to watch, it’s normally those movies. Endless you have Perks of Being a Wallflower, then grab me a milkshake cause that’s what we’re watching!
NUMBER ONE: I know all the words to Baby Got Back… that’s my number one weird fact. I really do know every word, my sister has a video of me singing the whole thing. If you bring the song into campus life when I’m around, I will gladly sing to it, although I sound like I’m a dying horse. I don’t know why exactly I wanted to learn the words so bad? Maybe because in high school I would get bored watching the JV cheer so I would rap old school rap songs, or because every time I was in the car with this guy the song came on. Either way I know all the words!
